Severed Ties in Central America Could Lead To War

Tensions in Latin America are rising after Columbia's recent incursion into Ecuador leading many to believe the region is on the brink of all out war. The crisis began on Saturday after Columbian singing sensation Shakira, after performing at a party for all the Central American leaders, took a magic trick too far.

Shakira, who has never trained as a magician attempted the 'cutting the tie' trick - it failed. "She is crazy lady" said Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega "she comes over to our table with a giant pair of scissors and cuts my tie - severs it completely."

Sexy Shakira didn't stop there. Ecuadorean President Rafael Correa, sat at the table with Ortega also had his tie cut in half. "It was a present from my mother!" wailed Correa "The Columbian is crazy!"

And the severed ties didn't stop there. Peacemaker Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, moonlighting as a waiter at the event came to calm the growing crisis but things escalated. "Shakira grabbed MY tie - and severed that also" said Chavez "It was my best tie - it had a picture of the coyote from roadrunner on it - my kids got it me for Christmas."

Shakira is unrepentant. "They were shuffling in their seats. The trick would have worked if they had remained still!" The severed ties that have engulfed the region has caused concern in Washington, many fearing that war is imminent.

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